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The last words in the song "Werewolves of London" are "Draw Blood"....not "Rob Lowe!"

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My wife says I'm wonderful...in small doses.

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I should get into politics. I already make poor decisions so I might as well get paid for it.

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I wish Ray Charles would have released a version of Fat Bottomed Girls.

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I wish my last name was Anduradikkead.

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If I was Elmo I'd shank Baby Bear. Annoying bastard.

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Miller Lite saying their light beer is more "manly" than other light beers is like saying your bra is more manly. It's friggin light beer you pansies!!!

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Halloween is all fun and games until someone starts shooting at the zombies.

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Glow-in-the-dark beer would be so cool.

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My Dad used to pull a bass boat with a Thunderbird...does that make us rednecks?

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Everyone says my son is just like me. Now I understand why Mom drinks.

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Money can't buy me love but it can buy me fireworks and beer...and that's still pretty sweet.

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I am one of the few lucky ones. I have been to Flippin Arkansas. The words "Hello and Welcome to your Flippin Wal-Mart" are forever burned into my memory. Good times.

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Joe Stampley was right...they will lock you up for driving 120 through town. Go figure.

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Some people overdress, some people underdress. Me? As long as I have a dress I'm cool.

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Setting the Monopoly board on fire because I lost is NOT a good lesson for me to teach my son.

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Lesbians are just every other woman on the planet. They're not interested in me.

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When someone says "Make yourself at home" it does NOT mean to strip down to my pantyhose and demand that everyone call me Uncle Tammy.

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I wonder who would win in a fight between Robert Loggia and Gene Hackman.

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Is it possible to make money being an inaction hero?