Sunday, January 16, 2011
Random thought
When out on a date with a girl from PETA, never EVER say "tortured chickens taste better".
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Random thought
Despite what Saturday Night Live may portray, knocking on strangers door and saying "Candygram" is a good way to get arrested. On the bright side I did get handcuffed, which I always enjoy.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Random thought
I learned something new today, Nair is NOT to be used to take the hair off my testicles.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Random thought
Cutting off my ear and giving it to my ex-girlfriend is NOT a good idea. However, I think she's seeing some guy named Vincent but I'm not sure. I couldn't hear her very good...cutting off your ear will do that to ya.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Random thought
I had a bad day at the Jedi Academy today. I was practicing lightsaber training with Master Yoda and after about an hour he stopped and said, "Epic, is your suckage."
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Random thought
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Hehe I typed with my forehead...well obviously not this part.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
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