Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Random thought

Heard an interesting comment today at the Jedi academy, Master Yoda handed me a Rubik's Cube and said "Confusing as hell, this thing is."

Random thought

I need a better search engine. I can't find black Siamese twin porn.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Random thought

Big day today, met the President. But learned that asking him to "pull my finger" is inappropriate.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Random thought

My wife called my penis "that little one eyed ugly thing."

Get well soon Buckaroo!!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Random thought

After 3 days I'm going back to toilet paper, those toilet brushes are simply too painful.

Random thought

Tried to go ice fishing last night but it didn't go well. Maybe those Northern boys know something I don't but by the time I cut a hole big enough for my bass boat I was too tired to fish.