Random thought

Must learn to control bowels when making speech.

Random thought

Road construction workers do not appreciate me moving the orange barrels to various and random places.

Random thought

When the driver of a car is "Detroit leaning" what is the passenger supposed to do without looking goofy?

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I bet Barf would chase Catwoman.

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Imagination movers...not as creepy as the Wiggles.

Bonus thought...Do not poke enraged honey badger with a stick.

Extra bonus...If the zombie pirates ever learn Ninja skills we're gonna need those flying sharks.

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Perhaps I should have put more thought into my theme song. "Dare to be Stupid" does NOT inspire confidence in people.

Random thought

Alcohol enhances your ability to make bad decisions.

Marijuana reduces your ability to ANY decisions.