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Halloween is all fun and games until someone starts shooting at the zombies.

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Glow-in-the-dark beer would be so cool.

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My Dad used to pull a bass boat with a Thunderbird...does that make us rednecks?

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Everyone says my son is just like me. Now I understand why Mom drinks.

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Money can't buy me love but it can buy me fireworks and beer...and that's still pretty sweet.

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I am one of the few lucky ones. I have been to Flippin Arkansas. The words "Hello and Welcome to your Flippin Wal-Mart" are forever burned into my memory. Good times.

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Joe Stampley was right...they will lock you up for driving 120 through town. Go figure.