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The last words in the song "Werewolves of London" are "Draw Blood"....not "Rob Lowe!"

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My wife says I'm wonderful...in small doses.

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I should get into politics. I already make poor decisions so I might as well get paid for it.

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I wish Ray Charles would have released a version of Fat Bottomed Girls.

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I wish my last name was Anduradikkead.

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If I was Elmo I'd shank Baby Bear. Annoying bastard.

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Miller Lite saying their light beer is more "manly" than other light beers is like saying your bra is more manly. It's friggin light beer you pansies!!!