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I sure like having thumbs. Yay for thumbs!!!!

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I was riding in the car yesterday. I saw this anti-smoking billboard. In big letters it said "I'm your commute cigarette." and under it I'm sure it said some other crap but I didn't read it. But I did look at the cigarette I was about to smoke and said "Nice to meet you commute cigarette, I'm the guy who's going to smoke you."

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Thou shalt NOT use a hammer on a computer, no matter how mad it makes me.

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I was looking at the sky yesterday afternoon. I thought "That cloud looks like an airplane" Then I realized, it was a plane. Maybe I should stop the drugs.

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You know, I think I WOULD smoke weed with Willie again...assuming of course if I ever smoked weed with him in the 1st place.

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Never EVER tell Ray Lewis he ain't "man enough to shove that football up my ass!!"" again.

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That Veggietales candy tastes like a rainbow crapped in my mouth.

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I need to invent weightless candy, so people can walk around eating it like pac-man.