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The last words in the song "Werewolves of London" are "Draw Blood"....not "Rob Lowe!"

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My wife says I'm wonderful...in small doses.

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I should get into politics. I already make poor decisions so I might as well get paid for it.

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I wish Ray Charles would have released a version of Fat Bottomed Girls.

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I wish my last name was Anduradikkead.

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If I was Elmo I'd shank Baby Bear. Annoying bastard.

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Miller Lite saying their light beer is more "manly" than other light beers is like saying your bra is more manly. It's friggin light beer you pansies!!!

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Halloween is all fun and games until someone starts shooting at the zombies.

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Glow-in-the-dark beer would be so cool.

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My Dad used to pull a bass boat with a Thunderbird...does that make us rednecks?

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Everyone says my son is just like me. Now I understand why Mom drinks.

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Money can't buy me love but it can buy me fireworks and beer...and that's still pretty sweet.

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I am one of the few lucky ones. I have been to Flippin Arkansas. The words "Hello and Welcome to your Flippin Wal-Mart" are forever burned into my memory. Good times.

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Joe Stampley was right...they will lock you up for driving 120 through town. Go figure.

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Some people overdress, some people underdress. Me? As long as I have a dress I'm cool.

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Setting the Monopoly board on fire because I lost is NOT a good lesson for me to teach my son.

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Lesbians are just every other woman on the planet. They're not interested in me.

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When someone says "Make yourself at home" it does NOT mean to strip down to my pantyhose and demand that everyone call me Uncle Tammy.

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I wonder who would win in a fight between Robert Loggia and Gene Hackman.

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Is it possible to make money being an inaction hero?

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I don't know about you but in my case bad choices often tastes like cheap whiskey.

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A big thumbs up to those who risk their lives to keep us safe.

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Do not get high with scientists. They will confuse the hell out of you.

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Sometimes epic mustache is enough.

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Cheap gin hangovers and Hungry Hungry Hippo's do NOT mix.

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Screaming like a banshee and pooping on the customer service counter is not the appropriate way to try and return a defective toaster.

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I will neither confirm nor deny reports that I was kicked out of Wal-Mart for licking the new tires.

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I don't know if Alton Brown mentioned them or not but White Castle is good eats.

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I wonder what fried hummingbird would taste like.

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I am self destructive....but lovable.

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It's not a good sign when your psychiatrist looks at you and asks "WTF is wrong with you?"

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Would it be wrong to grab a Sharpie and draw a little mustache on my cat?

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I'm generally not aroused by cartoons.

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Some people drive offensively, some defensively. I just like to go as fast as I can and run into people so I guess that makes me special teams.

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I don't care how depressed you are...the song "Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed will bring a smile to your face.

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If I ever do become famous, there's gonna be people all over the country from my past asking "How did THAT asshole become famous?"

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If you've ever ridden around naked, in a "borrowed" beer truck, you might be a...well, you might be me.

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Until you provide video proof that I was standing on the fire truck, naked and shaking my "money maker", I will continue to deny these allegations.

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Yay!!! It's Friday!! My redneck side is all fired up. Time to get beer, crank up some Vern Gosdin and have sex with something.

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My wife once called me a Hee-Haw version of Mr Bean.

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If I was a vehicle I'd probably be a Ranchero or an El Camino. Generally useless but still occasionally interesting.

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You know...I bet flying snapping turtles would be a pain in the ass while you're fishin.

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Caillou...Canada's annoying answer to Charlie Brown.

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heyy.....this vodkka brekfast thiing aint 2 bbad.

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All plans for world conquest will have to wait until we get more beer.

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My wife was right..my gigolo business went nowhere fast.

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Objection your Honor..Only 2 of my personalities are criminals.

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I blame the rising mental health issues on the death of Bob Ross. He was America's chill pill.

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People call me lazy. But honestly..if I had more energy I'd probably be a criminal so I reckon I'm just taking the honorable choice.

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My political position is radical centrist.

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Faking Tourette's syndrome and cussing at random times was socially insensitive..but still pretty damn funny.

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I got kicked out of the Klan last night. They found out about the huge Aretha Franklin Tattoo I have on my back.

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According to my wife..taking a piss in the refigerator IS punishable by spanking my face with a fly swatter.

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My son pinches his nipples when he gets frustrated. Should I discipline him or say "Yep..that's my boy."

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I wish me and the wife were more bendy.

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My credit score must be LOL.

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WTF!! When did I start speaking English?

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The stonder I git..the worsterer i tipe

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Yoda....banned from Vegas.

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I like to play with my belly button while I tweet.

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Sometimes I forget to finish my senten

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Shooting stupid people should only be a misdemeanor.

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If I were a cop I'd get a remote control airplane to drop stinkbombs on protesters.

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Smurf tastes kinda like....Fraggle.

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There are many martial art styles around the world. My personal favorite is "The way of Jerry Mouse". When faced with someone who intends to do you bodily harm, pick up something heavy and beat the hell out of them with it.

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Failure is not an option. However, changing our definition of success is.

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My 4 cylinder station wagon will not jump obstacles as well as the General Lee.

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Perhaps I should have put more thought into the idea of waking up my wife with a realistic looking toy spider.

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The video of me telling the governor that I hate "poor people" has been....detrimental to my political ambitions.

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I hate haters...wait, what?

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It's a shame that humans hunted mermaids to extinction.

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When I stopped smoking I gained so much weight the Dr told me to go back to smoking...it'd be healthier.

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STD's do NOT stay in Vegas.

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The wife texted me and said she's feeling "Randy". I told her I can't wait for her to come home. "No" she says, " I'm feeling a guy named Randy.

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Captain's log.

Stardate-Unsure

Before doing Jello shots off of LT Uhura, give command of the ship to Spock.

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The pen may be mightier than the sword but for a lightsaber, you're gonna need a Sharpie.

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I am ashamed of my unicorn hunting days.

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Letting Students watch Mr. Bean all day is not immersing them in British culture.

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Getting drunk and calling the wife's boss is not conducive to her long term employment.

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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. I'm with Leeroy Jenkins and we have chicken.

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Billboards on the side of the highway are not meant to be taken literally...do not "exit now", wait for appropriate exit.

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Yoda say "The end of the sentence, prepositions, do not place at."

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I hate chiggers!!!

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"Livin' On A Prayer" is an awesome song but a crappy lifestyle.

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I must be the only one who starts licking the TV screen when Elizabeth Hurley comes on.

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I bet life for stoners in Hershey PA is....fattening.

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My favorite color is ultraviolet...I assume

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Sticking your hands in your pants while talking to someone else is wrong. Sticking your hands in someone else's pants while talking to yourself is wronger.

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Use of the word epic has risen to epic proportions.

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Mr Krabs has impeccable swordfish fighting technique.

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Nosferatu hates sparkly vampires.

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I hate having songs that I don't know the words to as earworms.

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Am I the only one who was rooting for Gargamel?

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Use of Magic-8-Ball in search for missing keys was....counterproductive.

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I always said I would end up on TV....now granted it was "World's Dumbest" but I made it. Plus Loni Love liked it and that's good enough for me.

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I bet lumberjacks would love lightsabers.

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Do not tell Kindergarten class that grasshoppers taste like chocolate.

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Rain Man was right, Kmart DOES suck.

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I wonder why there weren't any paparazzi on Coruscant. You think they'd be everywhere.

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I didn't post yesterday. I got sidetracked by Twizzlers.

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According to wife, bacon is not a side dish to fried pork chops.

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When in food fights, I like to throw meat at the vegan.

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I has a sad...no one calls me the gangster of love.

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Pulling out and licking dentures in fancy French restaurant is rude, especially if they're someone else's dentures.

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It's hard to say nipple without smirking.

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I've been mostly stoned all day.

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I wonder if Samson could have a mullet.

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I wonder if there's a Swiss Army Knife that has a one-hitter on it.

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I'm not gay but even I would have had sex with skinny Elvis.

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Yes, I am a racist, but I hate them all....even mine.

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It's too bad that Johnny Cash, Queen and Aretha Franklin never did a song together.

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I like to fart in elevators.

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What I learned today. It doesn't matter how hard I push the damn button, if it's not plugged in, it's NOT gonna work.

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Yay!!!! My shrink told my wife that I can now be trusted with plastic spoons!!!!!

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Compared to people nowadays, fat Elvis....not so fat.

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Funny day at the Jedi Academy today. I overheard Master Yoda telling Master Windu "Hungry I am, smoked weed with Willie I should not have"

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Frozen Coke's are awesome. Watch out for brainfreeze.

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In my warped little mind, Reese's Pieces are healthier than M&M's.

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Golden corral sucks.

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Plants should be smoked, not eaten.

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Fried chicken is NOT a sensual food.

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The Safety Dance....unsafe if you're driving.

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Fireworks are awesome. I love this time of year. My fainting goats.....not so much.

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Do not confuse Terro and hand sanitizer.

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I'm not cool enough to wear a cape everyday.

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Attempt to train wasps has been.....painful.

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High grade Stinkbombs----$15

Paying friend to covertly drop stinkbombs----$50.00

Watching the video of my cheating ex-fiancee's wedding to her "new man" being ruined by the noxious smell?---Priceless.

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Perhaps teaching brachial stun technique to 6 year old son was irresponsible, but I bet that Grandpa won't scare him again.

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I wonder if the lawnmovers in Star Wars use lasers to cut the grass.

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The lead singer for Chicago was named Peter Cetera, not "WTF is his name?"

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Does Lady Gaga have talent? I don't know but she sure as hell has more money than you

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The Blues Brothers....HUGE!!!

The Polka Brothers, not so much.

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When talking about Supper to the girl with the big knockers at the gas station, next time remember....we had kabobs, not kaboobs.

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If I was rich, I'd hire out of town private eye's to spy on all the people who run the city I live in....you know, just in case at some point in the future I need a bargaining chip. I'd also probably buy a lot of string cheese cuz I really like that stuff.

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You know....if it did "Rain Men", I doubt that ANYBODY would be happy. Especially the men falling from the sky.

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Just for the record, the Highway Patrolman did NOT appreciate the Silly String attack on his car at 65 MPH. But I did get handcuffed, which, as you know, I always enjoy.

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Rubbing my belly with mustard while talking to Mormon missionaries makes them....uncomfortable.

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In theory I'm a vegetarian. In practice....not so much.

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If the 85 Bears would have had Chuck Norris they would have ruled the world.

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I'd pay good money to see RuPaul beat the crap out of "Reverend" Fred Phelps.

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Rolly is pissed, Pilchard ate the bird.

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Wade Garrett was right...don't eat the big white mint.

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Farting on people is NOT an acceptable display of affection.

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Do not lick flyswatter, even on accident.

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The Beach Boys are crazy. The West Coast may get the sunshine and the girls may all get a tan but in general...California girls are looney.

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Smokey Bear, I'm sorry for pepper spraying you yesterday when you came into our campsite. I didn't see the Drill Sergeant hat.

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If you like my blog there is probably something wrong with you, or you're high.

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I can never please anyone. Mom is upset that I took Dad to a brothel for Father's day.

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For Father's day I want a new chainsaw....with a grenade launcher. Oh, and a bottle opener.


Yay!!! I like tingly feelings in certain places!!!!

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Don't call your preacher while you're drunk.

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Napalm is not the answer.

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You know...if White Castle delivered, it would rule the world.

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AARRGGHHH!!! I don't care if you buy an extension cord that's 14 friggin miles long....it's still gonna be 18 inches too short.

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Do not play 'sack tap' with muscular German of questionable masculinity.

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You know the Diet Coke and Mentos thing? Yea, umm, don't do it in the car.

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Construction workers do not whistle at men in miniskirts. Well except for that one time, but I did look damn good.

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Are you still technically drinking alone if you have multiple personalities?

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Turning my station wagon into a convertible was harder than expected.

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Must learn to control bowels when making speech.

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Road construction workers do not appreciate me moving the orange barrels to various and random places.

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When the driver of a car is "Detroit leaning" what is the passenger supposed to do without looking goofy?

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I bet Barf would chase Catwoman.

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Imagination movers...not as creepy as the Wiggles.

Bonus thought...Do not poke enraged honey badger with a stick.

Extra bonus...If the zombie pirates ever learn Ninja skills we're gonna need those flying sharks.

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Perhaps I should have put more thought into my theme song. "Dare to be Stupid" does NOT inspire confidence in people.

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Alcohol enhances your ability to make bad decisions.

Marijuana reduces your ability to ANY decisions. 

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When buying timeshare property in Jamaica, make sure it is NOT Jamaica Iowa.

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If I was Bob, I'd have Spud melt Lofty down as a warning to the others to stop screwing around.

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Important food safety tip. Do not buy bulk shellfish from the back of an old pickup, in the middle of Nebraska.

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Do NOT use $700 iPad 2 to smash big scary spider.

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A shot rang out, the wife bolted into the living room. The TV was sizzling and I was holding a smoking gun. Screaming, she asked why I shot the TV. I told her Caddyshack 2 was on....She said "Oh OK"

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Having a chainsaw fetish is painful and requires commitment and determination.

I like Pop Tarts

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Yay!!!! My copy of "Drunken Idiot Magazine" came today!!!! They're having a special article on politicians this month.

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Do NOT wear assless chaps to Southern Baptist church

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When the wife is in PMS mode, do NOT use weedeater in the house.






If nothing else...I bet Danny Bonaduce would like my blog.

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A quiz today. Yay!!!

Do not try to "mount"...

A) A rose bush
B) A porcupine
C) Chuck Norris
D) All of the above

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Opening the front door to let 200 lb mastiff hump Jehovah's Witness was wrong....but hilarious.

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I don't regret the choices I have made...I just regret making them under the influence of alcohol.

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Ironic...my Shar-pei doesn't like Chinese food. Go figure.

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If you wake up in the morning and you're all sticky....there's a good chance you had an interesting night.

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Can you guess which key has superglue on itttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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A hookah is an inappropriate gift for a 10 year old.

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How pathetic am I?

I went to Funkytown, found Electric Avenue, thumbed my way to the Love Shack but still ended up Dancing with myself.

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I'm going to invent a remotemerang. So when I'm watching football on TV and I throw the remote it comes back to me.

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I suffer from from from involuntary typing repitition syndrome syndrome.

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I was EMO when EMO meant emotionally unstable...not broody and whiny.

I like nail guns too. 

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How did baseball survive prohibition?

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I think the white powdered wigs are due for a comeback.

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Baby Huffington, tastes like...rabbit..actually.

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Do not get Tabasco sauce on your genitalia.

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Went to the gas station last night...the girl with the big knockers was there. Talk about Orbs of Confusion.

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Am I the only one who listens to gangsta polka?

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I can honestly say that I've never had "special" feelings for any farm animal....but the day is young.

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Do NOT karaoke "It's Raining Men" at a biker bar. Ever!!

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Yay Boobs!!!!!!

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Am I the only one who wants more Barbara Manatee?

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Bigfoot sightings down, Wookie sightings increase....news at 10.

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Perhaps investing in mega mall in Gobler Missouri was a bad idea....stupid Magic 8-Ball.

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Willie Nelson does not care on which side you pass the dutchie.

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Sea Monkeys taste like chicken....very small chicken.

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Guns and alcohol do not mix...neither do six year olds and Super glue.

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You know you're old when a good massage is better than sex.

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Why do zombies always go for my crotch?

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Come on people, it's a rabbit that talks...let him have the damn Trix!!

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself....and zombies. Oh, and amorous hillbillies.

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I need a TV show. The Mythbusters blow up an old cement truck and it's OK. I blow up a cement truck and I get arrested.

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Vodka, the Breakfast of Чемпионы

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Note to self...don't do acid and go to a Pentecostal church.

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The nice old lady at the post office is not interested in my hemorrhoid issues.

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Do NOT eat ribs while driving a stick shift.

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Dean Wormer said that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life....unless, of course, one plans to get into politics.

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"A Christmas Story" taught us not to stick our tongue to frozen metal, I'm here to tell you that applies to other body parts too.

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Happy Willie Nelson Day!!!!!

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I don't want to get into the whole gun control debate but modern science has proven that it is impossible to rape someone after you've been shot in the face 9 times.

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The people who did Schoolhouse Rock should be in charge of the Department of Education.

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Using Magic 8-ball to determine my sexuality was....irrational.

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Why is "Oldest man in the world dies" a news story? Am I the only one who saw this coming?

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My integrity is NOT for sale


Will consider leasing, contact me for details.

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Hanging a misteltoe at a workplace....Sexual harassment lawsuit.

Hanging a mistletoe in a submarine full of men....fabulous!!!

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I guess the one good thing about being dirt poor with terrible credit is that I don't worry about my identity being stolen.

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Goth girls....weird, but easy. Thumbs up!!!

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I was at the gas station a few minutes ago when a group of Mexican guys walked in. They were talking to each other in Spanish and I thought to myself, "I bet they're talking about that chick with the big knockers"

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Well I've been in Hollywood for a month now, am I the only person who has NOT had sex with Madonna?

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Larry said it and I believe it....if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a friggin monkey!!!!

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Lighting my farts on fire does not impress the preacher's wife.

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"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"---HUGE

"How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day"---Not so much

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The three second rule does NOT apply when you drop food in the toilet.

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I have a dream that, perhaps someday, my child can live in a world free from hate.

I also have a dream that, perhaps someday, that chick with the big knockers at the gas station will talk to me.  

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Before you puke in the toilet....flush it.

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"Charlie Sheen bat-shit crazy" is now an accepted medical term. Go figure.

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The sight of my child happily playing is possibly the best sight in the world....although the sight of Elizabeth Hurley showing up at my front door, nekkid....with beer, would probably rank pretty high too.

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Occasionally you just get cottage cheese on your gun. It's part of life.

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---"My name is Inigo Montoya, I want to find the man who killed my father"


---"Nice to meet you Inigo, my name is Sue...I want to kill my father."

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Goosing your wife while she's pouring gas into a lawn mower is a bad idea.

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To all the girls I've loved before..........Thanks for nothing, bitches.

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I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover, laying on a sticky bathroom floor, with a dog's butt in my face....and the day went downhill from there.

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When cow tipping....push from the side of the cow, not the back.

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Sure, cats are cute and sometimes even helpful but never forget....if they could kill you and eat you, they would.

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Drinking and driving....bad idea. Texting and driving....bad idea. Painting your toenails and driving....VERY bad idea.

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I know Jabba the Hutt was a disgusting slimeball but DAMN!!!! That guy could play a harmonica.

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I must seek this starfish...I too, am a master of the immobile arts

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When I think about Jessica Rabbit....I touch myself.

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When a 6 year old boy tells you to smell his finger....Don't do it!!

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Any song that has the word "monkey" in it is automatically cool.

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My wife said I was like an idiot-savante, except for without the special abilities

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My God in Heaven....Diet pepsi SUCKS!!!!!!

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I smoked weed with Willie again. I came to asking myself 2 things, why am I licking my cell phone and why does it taste like tingly cheese?

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Why do 5 year old boys ALWAYS smell like ketchup? Even after being cleaned.

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 Being obsessed with Star Wars AND having voices telling me what to do is interesting in the least. But I'm not sure what my Chewbacca voice is saying....I can't speak Wookie.

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Mardi Gras was great but the closest I came to sex was with the TSA agents.

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OK, when buying dog collars to wear for fashion, do NOT get flea collars!!

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I have had barbequed iguana in Tijuana....frankly, it's overrated.

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If you've ever spanked your monkey while listening to the song "Shock the Monkey" you might be a....well, you might be me.

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Everytime I kiss all the cowboys and shoot out the lights I get my ass beat.

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They say question authority....but everytime I do I end up getting tazed.

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Mental note...never EVER get drunk and boast to your wife that you ARE, in fact, man enough to wash her cat.

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Vince was right....I DO love his nuts.

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So yesterday a bunch of friends and I jumped into my chartreuse microbus to spread the Message but we got hung up in terrible traffic.

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I went to a party with a bunch of farm boys last night. I had a great time but I woke up this morning and noticed my car was painted John Deere Green. Ugh.

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That chick from that movie lied. Band camp SUCKS!!!!!

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Note to self. Holding down your wife and drawing a Hitler mustache on her with a Sharpie is NOT a very good idea.

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Stayed at a little Hotel called The Bates Motel last night. The couple next to me must have been having a LOT of fun. The girl was screaming like she was being murdered.

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I talked to Chewbacca earlier today. Him and Han were foolin around with some hookers on their last trip to Coruscant and Chewie got a case of the crabs. Everywhere. Poor guy.

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Bad day yesterday. For Valentine's day I think I gave my girlfriend Herpes.

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Exposing yourself to blind people is pointless. But still fun.

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A cop stopped me today. Took me in for DUI, however he didn't have the vehicle impounded, he let Wal-Mart have their electric cart back

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Heard an interesting comment today at the Jedi academy, Master Yoda handed me a Rubik's Cube and said "Confusing as hell, this thing is."

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I need a better search engine. I can't find black Siamese twin porn.

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I got a booger on my Fushigi

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Big day today, met the President. But learned that asking him to "pull my finger" is inappropriate.

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My wife called my penis "that little one eyed ugly thing."

Get well soon Buckaroo!!

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After 3 days I'm going back to toilet paper, those toilet brushes are simply too painful.

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Tried to go ice fishing last night but it didn't go well. Maybe those Northern boys know something I don't but by the time I cut a hole big enough for my bass boat I was too tired to fish.

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When out on a date with a girl from PETA, never EVER say "tortured chickens taste better".

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Despite what Saturday Night Live may portray, knocking on strangers door and saying "Candygram" is a good way to get arrested. On the bright side I did get handcuffed, which I always enjoy.

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I learned something new today, Nair is NOT to be used to take the hair off my testicles.

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Cutting off my ear and giving it to my ex-girlfriend is NOT a good idea. However, I think she's seeing some guy named Vincent but I'm not sure. I couldn't hear her very good...cutting off your ear will do that to ya.

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I had a bad day at the Jedi Academy today. I was practicing lightsaber training with Master Yoda and after about an hour he stopped and said, "Epic, is your suckage."

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Hehe I typed with my forehead...well obviously not this part.

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I found out I like masochism. Well I like duct taping my nipples.