My wife called my penis "that little one eyed ugly thing."
Get well soon Buckaroo!!
Monday, January 24, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
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After 3 days I'm going back to toilet paper, those toilet brushes are simply too painful.
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Tried to go ice fishing last night but it didn't go well. Maybe those Northern boys know something I don't but by the time I cut a hole big enough for my bass boat I was too tired to fish.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
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When out on a date with a girl from PETA, never EVER say "tortured chickens taste better".
Thursday, January 13, 2011
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Despite what Saturday Night Live may portray, knocking on strangers door and saying "Candygram" is a good way to get arrested. On the bright side I did get handcuffed, which I always enjoy.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
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I learned something new today, Nair is NOT to be used to take the hair off my testicles.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
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Cutting off my ear and giving it to my ex-girlfriend is NOT a good idea. However, I think she's seeing some guy named Vincent but I'm not sure. I couldn't hear her very good...cutting off your ear will do that to ya.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
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I had a bad day at the Jedi Academy today. I was practicing lightsaber training with Master Yoda and after about an hour he stopped and said, "Epic, is your suckage."
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
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Hehe I typed with my forehead...well obviously not this part.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
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