Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Random thought
When the wife is in PMS mode, do NOT use weedeater in the house.
If nothing else...I bet Danny Bonaduce would like my blog.
If nothing else...I bet Danny Bonaduce would like my blog.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Random thought
A quiz today. Yay!!!
Do not try to "mount"...
A) A rose bush
B) A porcupine
C) Chuck Norris
D) All of the above
Do not try to "mount"...
A) A rose bush
B) A porcupine
C) Chuck Norris
D) All of the above
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Random thought
Opening the front door to let 200 lb mastiff hump Jehovah's Witness was wrong....but hilarious.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Random thought
I don't regret the choices I have made...I just regret making them under the influence of alcohol.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Random thought
If you wake up in the morning and you're all sticky....there's a good chance you had an interesting night.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Random thought
How pathetic am I?
I went to Funkytown, found Electric Avenue, thumbed my way to the Love Shack but still ended up Dancing with myself.
I went to Funkytown, found Electric Avenue, thumbed my way to the Love Shack but still ended up Dancing with myself.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Random thought
I'm going to invent a remotemerang. So when I'm watching football on TV and I throw the remote it comes back to me.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Random thought
I was EMO when EMO meant emotionally unstable...not broody and whiny.
I like nail guns too.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Random thought
Went to the gas station last night...the girl with the big knockers was there. Talk about Orbs of Confusion.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Random thought
I can honestly say that I've never had "special" feelings for any farm animal....but the day is young.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Random thought
Perhaps investing in mega mall in Gobler Missouri was a bad idea....stupid Magic 8-Ball.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Sunday, May 1, 2011
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