Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Random thought
---"My name is Inigo Montoya, I want to find the man who killed my father"
---"Nice to meet you Inigo, my name is Sue...I want to kill my father."
---"Nice to meet you Inigo, my name is Sue...I want to kill my father."
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Random thought
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover, laying on a sticky bathroom floor, with a dog's butt in my face....and the day went downhill from there.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Random thought
Sure, cats are cute and sometimes even helpful but never forget....if they could kill you and eat you, they would.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Random thought
Drinking and driving....bad idea. Texting and driving....bad idea. Painting your toenails and driving....VERY bad idea.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Random thought
I know Jabba the Hutt was a disgusting slimeball but DAMN!!!! That guy could play a harmonica.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Random thought
I smoked weed with Willie again. I came to asking myself 2 things, why am I licking my cell phone and why does it taste like tingly cheese?
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Random thought
Being obsessed with Star Wars AND having voices telling me what to do is interesting in the least. But I'm not sure what my Chewbacca voice is saying....I can't speak Wookie.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
Random thought
If you've ever spanked your monkey while listening to the song "Shock the Monkey" you might be a....well, you might be me.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
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