Monday, February 28, 2011
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Mental note...never EVER get drunk and boast to your wife that you ARE, in fact, man enough to wash her cat.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
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So yesterday a bunch of friends and I jumped into my chartreuse microbus to spread the Message but we got hung up in terrible traffic.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
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I went to a party with a bunch of farm boys last night. I had a great time but I woke up this morning and noticed my car was painted John Deere Green. Ugh.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
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Note to self. Holding down your wife and drawing a Hitler mustache on her with a Sharpie is NOT a very good idea.
Friday, February 18, 2011
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Stayed at a little Hotel called The Bates Motel last night. The couple next to me must have been having a LOT of fun. The girl was screaming like she was being murdered.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
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I talked to Chewbacca earlier today. Him and Han were foolin around with some hookers on their last trip to Coruscant and Chewie got a case of the crabs. Everywhere. Poor guy.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Random thought
A cop stopped me today. Took me in for DUI, however he didn't have the vehicle impounded, he let Wal-Mart have their electric cart back
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
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Heard an interesting comment today at the Jedi academy, Master Yoda handed me a Rubik's Cube and said "Confusing as hell, this thing is."
Friday, February 4, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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Big day today, met the President. But learned that asking him to "pull my finger" is inappropriate.
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