Thursday, September 29, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Random thought
Miller Lite saying their light beer is more "manly" than other light beers is like saying your bra is more manly. It's friggin light beer you pansies!!!
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Random thought
Money can't buy me love but it can buy me fireworks and beer...and that's still pretty sweet.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Random thought
I am one of the few lucky ones. I have been to Flippin Arkansas. The words "Hello and Welcome to your Flippin Wal-Mart" are forever burned into my memory. Good times.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Random thought
Joe Stampley was right...they will lock you up for driving 120 through town. Go figure.
Random thought
Some people overdress, some people underdress. Me? As long as I have a dress I'm cool.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Random thought
Setting the Monopoly board on fire because I lost is NOT a good lesson for me to teach my son.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Random thought
When someone says "Make yourself at home" it does NOT mean to strip down to my pantyhose and demand that everyone call me Uncle Tammy.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
Random thought
Screaming like a banshee and pooping on the customer service counter is not the appropriate way to try and return a defective toaster.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Random thought
I will neither confirm nor deny reports that I was kicked out of Wal-Mart for licking the new tires.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Random thought
It's not a good sign when your psychiatrist looks at you and asks "WTF is wrong with you?"
Friday, September 2, 2011
Random thought
Some people drive offensively, some defensively. I just like to go as fast as I can and run into people so I guess that makes me special teams.
Random thought
I don't care how depressed you are...the song "Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed will bring a smile to your face.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Random thought
If I ever do become famous, there's gonna be people all over the country from my past asking "How did THAT asshole become famous?"
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