Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
Random thought
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself....and zombies. Oh, and amorous hillbillies.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Random thought
I need a TV show. The Mythbusters blow up an old cement truck and it's OK. I blow up a cement truck and I get arrested.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Random thought
Dean Wormer said that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life....unless, of course, one plans to get into politics.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Random thought
"A Christmas Story" taught us not to stick our tongue to frozen metal, I'm here to tell you that applies to other body parts too.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Random thought
I don't want to get into the whole gun control debate but modern science has proven that it is impossible to rape someone after you've been shot in the face 9 times.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Random thought
The people who did Schoolhouse Rock should be in charge of the Department of Education.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Random thought
Why is "Oldest man in the world dies" a news story? Am I the only one who saw this coming?
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Random thought
Hanging a misteltoe at a workplace....Sexual harassment lawsuit.
Hanging a mistletoe in a submarine full of men....fabulous!!!
Hanging a mistletoe in a submarine full of men....fabulous!!!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Random thought
I guess the one good thing about being dirt poor with terrible credit is that I don't worry about my identity being stolen.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Random thought
I was at the gas station a few minutes ago when a group of Mexican guys walked in. They were talking to each other in Spanish and I thought to myself, "I bet they're talking about that chick with the big knockers"
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Random thought
Well I've been in Hollywood for a month now, am I the only person who has NOT had sex with Madonna?
Friday, April 8, 2011
Random thought
Larry said it and I believe it....if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a friggin monkey!!!!
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Random thought
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"---HUGE
"How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day"---Not so much
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Random thought
I have a dream that, perhaps someday, my child can live in a world free from hate.
I also have a dream that, perhaps someday, that chick with the big knockers at the gas station will talk to me.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Random thought
The sight of my child happily playing is possibly the best sight in the world....although the sight of Elizabeth Hurley showing up at my front door, nekkid....with beer, would probably rank pretty high too.
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